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A New Kind of Crazy

We are absolutely delighted to announce that Dave Stagner has joined the production team of Precarious Audio Theater as a second sound engineer.  He’s in, like, 14 bands and has 706 projects cooking, but didn’t want to refer anyone else for love of the game.  Now, THAT is our kind of crazy! Welcome, Dave!

YOU ARE THE COGSWORKS KILLER!

That’s right – you and you alone are responsible for the terror that has destroyed the tranquility of this community and rent the fabric of common decency in two.  We should have known.  And, perhaps, we will … Welcome to the world’s first Serial Killer Fundraiser, where you pick a victim through donation and gamble [...]

Your Potential Victim: Antoinette Teeter

Antoinette Teeter was an orphan who was given to the service of Mr. and Mrs. Royston Mewes of Shammis-Norton when she was eight years old.  A fanciful young girl with creative ideals and a great passion for the theater, she delighted the Mewes’ children with her stories and merry Sunday plays.  At sixteen, Ms. Teeter [...]

Your Potential Victim: Archibald Canfield

Archibald Canfield grew up a child of wealth and privilege, attending the Dainsbury School for Young Gentlemen and the Kleiden Jurisdiction Institute – graduating from both with top honors.  Building a private fortune through a robust trade in buoyancy valves, Canfield eventually grew tired of fancy parties and donned the wool ascot of the common [...]

Your Potential Victim: Geoffrey Park

Geoffrey Park grew up TentTown among the poorest of the poor.  His father, a salvage worker, and his mother, a seamstress, couldn’t protect their young son – born with a twisted left leg – from the cruel realities of their life.  As soon as he was old enough, Geoffrey joined the Merchant AirLifts as a [...]

AETHERPORT AUTHORITY TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT

An official announcement is to be made regarding the activities of The Cogsworks Killer and the recent abductions of three locals: Antoinette Teeter, Archibald Canfield and Geoffrey Park.  If you have any information regarding these individuals, you are to contact the 1410 Jurisdiction West constabulary immediately.

THE COGSWORKS KILLER STRIKES AGAIN!

All persons in receipt of this communication are urged to stay indoors after sunset; allow no strangers into your home without correct Aetherport Authority identification. Report all suspicious activity to the Jurisdiction without delay. More information is forthcoming …

Soon: The Many Gruesome Deaths of Hippie McShane, Part 2

Coming Friday, August 6th.

Who Are You, Nickelodeon 21?

You won our rating contest on iTunes … but you evade us! Contact Tansy as soon as you can!

Rate Us (for Fabulous Cash and Prizes)!

How much would we love to be a podcast pin-up on iTunes? Enough to bribe our way in! (Shamelessness is part of our charm …) iTunes pulls its features and favorites from customer ratings and, if you don’t have the minimum number of scores (some undisclosed arcane figure), you can just forget about being promoted [...]