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Your Potential Victim: Geoffrey Park

Geoffrey Park grew up TentTown among the poorest of the poor.  His father, a salvage worker, and his mother, a seamstress, couldn’t protect their young son – born with a twisted left leg – from the cruel realities of their life.  As soon as he was old enough, Geoffrey joined the Merchant AirLifts as a on-docks residue crewman.  Despite his unfortunate beginnings, he was a man of great humor and charity with a back for honest hard work.  Every Sunday, his clear, strong baritone rang out from the choir of Saint Lucien’s of Left Isle.

He is also an angry and violent man, with no real affection for the ladies.  A drunk with a quick fist, he tormented strangers, beating them nearly to death and taking their meager valuables back to his lockbox for gloating.  As delightful as he can be, Park has few real friends not in prison or chained to a block at the bottom of the inlet.

Is Geoffrey Park to be your victim?

AETHERPORT AUTHORITY TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT

An official announcement is to be made regarding the activities of The Cogsworks Killer and the recent abductions of three locals: Antoinette Teeter, Archibald Canfield and Geoffrey Park.  If you have any information regarding these individuals, you are to contact the 1410 Jurisdiction West constabulary immediately.

Soon: Triptych

Coming Friday, October 1st, 2010.

THE COGSWORKS KILLER STRIKES AGAIN!

All persons in receipt of this communication are urged to stay indoors after sunset; allow no strangers into your home without correct Aetherport Authority identification. Report all suspicious activity to the Jurisdiction without delay. More information is forthcoming …

Episode 11: The Dweets

What if it went like they said it would … little man … flying saucer … “Take me to your leader!”  Where will you be when news of first contact breaks?  Looks like you’ll be here.

Soon: The Dweets

Coming Friday, September 3rd, 2010.

Episode 10: The Many Gruesome Deaths of Hippie McShane, Part 2

“Hippie McShane was walking briskly through an international airport.”

Thus continues the story of the world’s most unfortunate man in our New Victorian Etiquette Primer for Precocious Children.

Listen … and be changed.

Soon: The Many Gruesome Deaths of Hippie McShane, Part 2

Coming Friday, August 6th.

Episode 9: Pies

Blessed are the meek … blessed are they who mourn … blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice … blessed, indeed, are those who survive the malevolent workings of “The Tractor Triangle” – and continue to thrive across the upper Midwest in tiny and time-worn towns.  Perhaps something twisted a la mode is in order.  Tonight the second episode in our series – this one from Endless Travails, Iowa:  ”Pies”.

Soon: Pies

Coming Friday, July 2nd.